The wife celebrates the anniversary. The man took a glass and began his toast: – I want to drink not for yours 50, when you are sour like a lemon, not for yours 40, when you were strong as cognac, not for yours 30, when you were playful as champagne. I drink for yours 20 – when you were juicy like a peach! The wife was offended and decided to say in response toast:

– And I do not drink for my 20, when I was juicy as a peach, but you got a bitter, not for my 30, when I was playful as champagne – but you got only foam, and not for my 40, when I was strong as a cognac, but you drank it for two. I drink for my 50, when I am sour like a lemon, and you would be glad to try – but nothing!