
The brother bored the eternal mother’s questions about his bride. Deciding to joke, he brought home a very peculiar girl but a little overdone
Our mom is a very cute tank that will not swear, but with its nagging, crying and good advice will sell someone to the right decision. Unknown people from such a head will bend, but we have to resist our best with my brother, otherwise mom from the best incentives would have broken our lives for a long time. Not so long ago, his brother, finally, introduced his girl to Nastya with his mother. Nastya is a sweet and bright creation, very modest and friendly. The head of our mother washed her in a minute. And my mother then walked and voted that the brother did not need such an invertebrate wife. – No fish no meat. You, son, sorry, but Nastya is clearly not suitable for you. Cute, it is, so inconspicuous, and here is a character – manna porridge. And life is difficult. Well, which of her is a reliable rear? The success will not succeed, and you will not take you to fly, – Mom voted every night.
The brother was just silent. They met with Nastya for five years and planned to marry in the next six months. But in order to do it, it was necessary to reconcile with this idea, otherwise she will not give them life, and the brother does not want to quarrel with her mother. It is good in general, just, well, that’s. The idea of solving the problem came to meet with friends. We have a little age with my brother, so the company is one. He shared his grief, pouring his soul, his friends sympathized with, and our girlfriend Mila sighed, as if to your mother such a daughter -in -law as I was. I must say that Mila is a very bright girl. It is always paid attention to it – growth under the meter of eighty, broad -shouldered, hands from wrist to shoulders in tattoos, eyebrows pierced, on the head there are always some crazy hairstyles and colors. And she does not dress like a bell girl, of course.
In general, the contrast of the cute and Nastya is just stunning. In addition, Mila we have a young lady, by word in her pocket does not climb, but already a foreign thought for her in general is an empty sound. And here we have a plan. Brother, “injured” for about a month, told her mother that she was right about Nastya, not a couple. In addition, he had a new girl who should like his mother. He wants to introduce them before you go. Mom was very inspired by this information and looking forward to waiting. In the coming weekend, brother brought Mila. Mom from the threshold was amazed at the appearance of our girlfriend. She is almost half a head above, and there are also platform shoes. Wearing skin, makeup bright. Mila from the threshold climbed to her mother to hug. I have never seen such a mother. She just stood and flipped her eyes, unable to formulate at least something connected.
And Mean, meanwhile, worried and went to inspect the apartment, with interest, surrounded around. When my mother still took her hands and called us to drink tea at the table, Mila has already completed the examination and made a verdict-the repair in the apartment was needed. – Well, not all in our room. I do not tolerate such a savidence, this repair is morally obsolete,-said Mila in Khany, looking at the kitchen. – Why repair? What is your room? – Mom, even, as I thought, she faded. – In my fiance, of course. He warned that after dating we will come? Well! A woman always has to go to the territory of a man. My mother grabbed the air and I began to be afraid that we had overtook the stick. But her mother managed to take herself. And Mila continued to think that the first five years they would live here and then accumulate on the mortgage and leave.
But it is advisable to hurry with the painting, because then the stomach will be visible and somehow not a comb will work out. – What kind of belly, are you pregnant? – Mom looked at the potential daughter -in -law with horror. And Mila modestly lowered his thick eyes and nodded. And then she continued that they would have to help with the baby. She does not intend to sit in a decree for three years, and they will not understand at work, she has an increase on her nose, so she will sit with the baby six months, and then it will need the help of her grandmother. – My parents would take, but they have a dacha, then they are drinking, then they get sick, there are little hope. But you are another matter, my husband told me what a wonderful mother he had, ”Mila murmured, and his mother at the word” man “lined up. The evening could be called the theater of one actor – the soap performed, and my mother listened with a doomed look, occasionally looking at the shining brother. He portrayed the all -consuming love for his “new girl”.
In general, the performance succeeded. After Mila left our house, noisily kissing her mother in both cheeks and promising to start carrying things in the near future, there was silence in the house. My brother went to escort my friend, I would stick in the phone, and my mother sat quietly in the kitchen and digested what she was heard and seen. Throughout the evening, she tried several times to regain the initiative of the conversation, but it did not work. This has not happened to the mother for a long time. I do not remember such quiet at all. When his brother returned, his mother tried to talk to him about his “ill -advised wedding”, but his brother cut off that this question was resolved – his mother at one time indicated what a woman he needed and turned out to be right. Mila is so bright, punching, unwavering. He loves her, they will have a baby, so they will be a wedding.
We weeks of three mothers went not her own, doomed, waiting for the crossing of the “daughter -in -law”. Naturally, this did not happen, and then the brother generally stated that they had divorced. Mom was timidly wondered about the baby, but her brother said that there was nothing, the test was defective. I just physically felt how the situation in the apartment discharged. The brother waited a little more, and then inadvertently threw it again with Nastya. Mom shone and asked that he did not bring her for tea, the same girl was good. I was worth a lot of effort not to laugh. Yes, everything is known in comparison. I hope my mother does not have enough blow when she will see Mila at her brother’s wedding.